Dear Redskins,
I think we need to have a little talk. I would really appreciate it if you could stop sucking so much. I'm not sure how much longer my heart can take having all my hopes of a win (especially against the Cowboys) shot down time and time again.
I know I am not qualified to give you advice, but I am going to give it anyway, and you are going to listen. You need a new coach. You are already taking care of that, but I would like to put in a request for Shanahan. He's good people. You also need a new quarterback. Jason Campbell just isn't cutting it. He just isn't. New coach, new quarterback, clean slate.
Now, I realize that I am cursed when it comes to sports teams. Every team I love and follow on television loses. I don't know what I did to anger the Sports Gods, but it must have been something big. You, the Aggies, and the Yankees. I know that you are asking yourself, "Kelly, don't you also like the Spurs?" Why, yes, yes I do, but I don't like watching basketball. There are a few exceptions to this, but that is for another time and place. I also realize the Yankees won the World Series this year, and that is because I did not watch them on TV. In previous years I have watched the Yanks, and I also slowly watched them go downhill. Once I stopped watching, they started winning. Now, I really would not like to have to stop watching sports altogether just to have my teams win. So, maybe, just maybe, you (as well as the other aforementioned teams) could start building up some immunity to my curse. I think it can be done. Where there is a will there is a way, right? I'm not asking you to win the Super Bowl next season, I know that is a long shot. I would just like to see you not embarrass yourselves, and preferably beat the Cowboys.
This was a good talk, I'm glad we had it. Now, let's get to work...Ready...Break!
Love,
Kelly
