Girly Men

Dear Male Figure Skaters,
As far as I know, it is not a requirement to wear ruffles and glitter. Why do you insist on wearing costumes that make you look like pansies?? Figure skating is tough and takes a lot of strength and athleticism. Maybe if you dressed like a manly athlete, your sport wouldn't get such a bad rap. I'm just sayin' is all.
Love,
Kelly

Brrr

Dear Winter,
I'm tired of you. Please go away.
Love,
Kelly